380+ Inappropriate Fantasy Hockey Team Names [Funny, Dirty & Wild]

Hockey is a rough sport. Players hit hard, skate fast, and talk trash. Fantasy hockey brings that same energy to your phone screen. You pick players, watch scores, and hope your team wins. But first you need a name. A good name makes your team stand out. A bad name gets lost in the crowd. Inappropriate names are a tradition in fantasy hockey. They make people laugh. They make people cringe. They make people remember your team.

This list has over three hundred and eighty names for your fantasy hockey team. Some are dirty. Some are funny. Some are just plain wild. Pick one that fits your style. Use it to scare your friends. Use it to make them laugh. Just do not use a boring name. Your fantasy team deserves better. Let the games begin.

Inappropriate Fantasy Hockey Team Names (With Meanings)

Some names need a story. A simple list does not do them justice. These thirty names come with a tale about where they came from and why they work. Each one has a history you can share with your league. Pick one and tell them the backstory. They will laugh even harder.

1. Puck Me Sideways
This name takes a hockey term and adds a dirty twist. The team owner chose it after a game where his goalie let in five soft goals. He said the name out loud and everyone laughed. It stuck. Your team can use this name to show you play hard and talk dirty.

2. Five Hole Fillers
Five hole is the space between the goalie legs. This name does not hide what it means. The story goes that a player scored five goals in one game all through the five hole. His teammates started calling him Mr Five Hole. The name became the team name the next season.

3. The Dirty Dangles
Dangles means fancy stick handling in hockey. Dirty means nasty moves. This team has players who embarrass defenders every shift. The name started when a player scored a between the legs goal in a playoff game. The video went viral in the league group chat.

4. Ice Holes
A simple play on words that everyone gets. The team plays on ice and they are holes. The name came from a fan who screamed it after a bad call. The team adopted it right away. It is short, sharp, and gets the point across.

5. Puck Off
A clear message to every opponent. This team does not care about your feelings. The owner picked the name after a fight broke out during warmups. Two players dropped gloves before the game even started. The name honors that chaos.

6. The Penalty Box
A place where players sit for bad behavior. This team spends a lot of time there. The name honors a player who got a ten minute misconduct for arguing with a ref. He sat in the box and yelled the whole time. The team found it funny.

7. Beer League Heroes
For the team that cares more about the beer than the game. Hockey is just the warmup for the party. The name honors a postgame celebration that lasted until three in the morning. The team showed up hungover and still won.

8. The Gino Bandits
Gino means goal in hockey slang. Bandits steal things. This team steals goals and wins. The name came from a player who scored a hat trick and mocked the goalie after each one. He was a bandit on the ice.

9. Cherries and Mitts
A crude reference to hockey slang for body parts. This team does not hold back. The owner chose it because it made everyone uncomfortable at first. Then they laughed. Now it is a favorite in the league.

10. The Tweeners
A hockey term for a pass that goes between two players. This name has a second meaning that is not clean. The story goes that the team always passes through traffic and gets away with it. The name fits their playing style.

11. Sauce and Score
Sauce is a fancy pass in hockey. This name sounds like a dinner order at a restaurant. The team loves pretty goals and late nights after games. The name started when a player made a perfect pass for the game winning goal.

12. The Bar Down Boys
Bar down means the puck hits the crossbar and goes in. This name sounds like a drinking group. The team celebrates every goal like it is their last. The name came from a shot that rang the crossbar so hard the whole rink heard it.

13. Roof Daddies
Roof means top shelf in hockey slang. This name is inappropriate and proud about it. The owner scored a top shelf goal and yelled this out. His teammates laughed and the name stuck for the next season.

14. The Cherry Pickers
A player who stays near the red line waiting for a pass. This name has a dirty meaning too. The team loves breakaway goals and lazy defense. They wait for mistakes and then strike fast.

15. Fish Bowl Crew
Fish bowl is a full face shield that looks like a fish tank. This name sounds like an aquarium team. The players all wear cages because they have bad teeth. The name makes fun of their own safety choices.

16. Puck Bunnies
A crude term for fans who follow hockey players. This team does not care about being offensive. The owner chose it to shock the league. It worked. People still talk about it years later.

17. The Zamboni Riders
They ride the ice cleaning machine. This name sounds like a slow boring team. The team plays slow hockey but has a lot of fun. The name came from a player who worked as a Zamboni driver at the local rink.

18. Twig and Berries
A double meaning for hockey stick and male body parts. This name is not for kids. The name started as a joke in the locker room after a game. Someone said it and everyone lost it. The team name was born.

19. The Sniper Squad
A term for goal scorers who pick corners. This name sounds violent and dangerous. The team loves one timer goals and big celebrations. The name honors a player who scored from the faceoff dot five times in one season.

20. Celly Hole
A mix of celebration and a body part. This team parties hard after every win. The name came from a player who celebrated a goal by sliding on his knees and crashed into the boards. He hurt himself but did not care.

21. The Dusters
Duster means a bad player who sits on the bench. This name sounds like cleaning supplies for furniture. The team is not very good but they have fun. They lose a lot but drink a lot too.

22. Lettuce Heads
Lettuce is hockey slang for hair that flows out of the helmet. This name has a second meaning that is crude. The owner has not cut his hair in three years. His flow is legendary in the league.

23. The Benders
Bender means a weak skater who bends at the ankles. This name has a dirty meaning as well. The team falls down a lot but they laugh about it. They are not good skaters but they have heart.

24. Ham and Eggs
Hockey slang for a weak unskilled player. This name sounds like a breakfast order. The team is full of players who cannot skate well. They are the worst team in the league but they eat the best pregame meals.

25. The Plug Patrol
Plug is a term for a bad player in hockey. This name sounds like an electrical repair team. The team is full of fourth line grinders who do not score. They work hard but produce little.

26. Pylon Palace
Pylon is a player who stands still like a training cone. This name sounds like a fancy building. The team does not move much on defense. They watch the puck go by them into the net.

27. The Pizza Boys
A term for giving up easy goals like delivering pizza. This name sounds like delivery drivers. The team lets in soft goals every single game. Their goalie has the worst save percentage in the league.

28. The Grocery Sticks
Hockey slang for a player who just takes up space. This name sounds like shopping for groceries. The team has players who stand around and do nothing. They are there for the beer only.

29. The Bambi Legs
A player who falls down like a baby deer on ice. This name fits new skaters perfectly. The team trips over the blue line every shift. They are learning but they have fun falling.

30. The Rink Rats
A term for kids who spend all day at the rink. This name sounds like rodents. The team lives at the ice rink. They play three times a week and hang out in the lobby for hours after.

Dirty Fantasy Hockey Team Names

Dirty names hit below the belt. They make people gasp and then laugh. These names use hockey terms in ways your mother would not approve of. Pick one if you want your league to know you have no filter.

• The Puck Sluts
• Stick Handling Sinners
• The Crease Creepers
• Muffin Shooters
• The Gino Goblins
• Slapshot Sweethearts
• The Board Bangers
• High Stick Hotties
• The Penalty Princes
• Body Checking Bandits
• The Dangle Daddies
• Sauce Monsters
• The Twig Ticklers
• Pipe Dreamers
• The Celly Sisters
• Bucket Heads
• The Lettuce Lovers
• Fish Face Finks
• The Barn Burners
• Biscuit Bandits
• The Blade Runners
• Chirp Champions
• The Gong Show
• Hackers and Slashers
• The Ice Pirates
• Jersey Chasers
• The Knee Knockers
• Locker Room Legends
• The Mitt Men
• Net Front Nuisances
• The Offside Offenders
• Puck Pouncers
• The Red Light Specials
• Sin Bin Sinners
• The Tape to Tape Boys

Raunchy Fantasy Hockey Team Names

Raunchy names go one step past dirty. They are not for polite company. These names work best in leagues where everyone knows each other well. Use them if your friends have thick skin and a good sense of humor.

• The Backdoor Bandits
• Bottom Six Brawlers
• The Celly Crashers
• Dirty Deke Darlings
• The Faceoff Freaks
• Glove Droppers
• The Hat Trick Hustlers
• Ice Pick Prowlers
• The Jock Strap Jamboree
• Knee Pad Knockers
• The Locker Room Lotharios
• Mitts Off
• The Naked Shorts
• Odd Man Rushes
• The Pads Off Posse
• Quick Release
• The Rope and Soap
• Shin Pad Shiners
• The Tape Job Terrors
• Under the Glove
• The Visor Vipers
• Wrist Shot Warriors
• The X Rated Overtime
• Yard Sale on Ice
• The Zamboni Zone
• After Hours Heroes
• The Bench Bunnies
• Center Ice Sluts
• The D Side Dwellers
• Empty Net Specialists
• The Forecheck Fools

Nsfw Fantasy Hockey Team Names

NSFW means not safe for work. Do not use these names where your boss can see them. They are for private leagues only. These names use the crudest hockey slang to get a reaction. You have been warned.

• The Anal Deke
• Blowout Specials
• The Crease Cleaners
• Double Minor Night
• The Ejection Seats
• Five for Fighting
• The Gino Gutter
• High Stick Heaven
• The Icing on the Cake
• Jock Strap Junkies
• The Knee Slide Kings
• Locker Room Lushes
• The Major Penalty
• Neutral Zone Tramps
• The Overtime Orgies
• Penalty Box Prowlers
• The Quick Whistle
• Rink Rat Rascals
• The Sin Bin Sinners
• Towel Power
• The Unsportsmanlike Conduct
• Visor Vixens
• The Water Bottle Wielders
• X Rated X Checking
• The Year End Party
• Zamboni Zoomies
• The AHL Affiliates
• Bench Minor Brawlers
• The Cross Check Champs
• D Zone Dominators
• The Extra Attacker

Crude Fantasy Hockey Team Names

Crude names are blunt and direct. They do not try to be clever. They just say what everyone is thinking. These names use the rawest parts of hockey slang. They are perfect for a league that likes to keep it real.

• The Ass End of the Bench
• Bad Angle Shooters
• The Clapper Clowns
• Dirty Ice
• The Face Wash Crew
• Garbage Goal Gang
• The Head Hunters
• Ice Tilters
• The Junk Yard Dogs
• Knee Capper Kings
• The Loose Puck Lovers
• Mouth Guard Munchers
• The Nose Bleed Section
• Odd Man Out
• The Pee Puddle Players
• Questionable Hits
• The Rotten Ice
• Slew Foot Squad
• The Taco Tuesday Team
• Under the Boards
• The Vicious Cycle
• Waiver Wire Wonders
• The X Ray X Checking
• Your Mom Saves Better
• The Zero Step Skaters
• Bad Break Bunch
• The Cross Bar Cousins
• Dirty Zone Entries
• The Empty Net Nonsense
• Five Hole Philosophy

Adult Fantasy Hockey Team Names

Adult names are for grown ups only. They know what they are saying and they do not care. These names mix hockey with mature themes. Use them in a league where everyone is over eighteen and ready for a laugh.

• The After Dark Deke
• Bed Post Bangers
• The Celly Night Cap
• Dirty Laundry Night
• The Extra Period Players
• Frozen Tundra Love
• The Goal Post Pillows
• Hat Trick Night Stand
• The Ice Pack Players
• Jersey Off Night
• The Kinky Crease
• Locker Room After Party
• The Mature Minor Leaguers
• Night Game Specials
• The Overtime Cuddle
• Puck Bunny Palace
• The Quick Change Artists
• Rink Side Romance
• The Sin Bin Suite
• Towel Drop Time
• The Undressing Room
• Visor Down Vibes
• The Water Bottle Shower
• X Rated Overtime
• The Year End Skate
• Zamboni Date Night
• The Adult League Adventurers
• Bench Clearing Romance
• The Cold War Cuddlers
• Double Shift Lovers

Offensive Fantasy Hockey Team Names

Offensive names cross lines. They are meant to shock and provoke. Some people will love them. Some people will hate them. These names push the limits of good taste. Use them if you want to be the villain of your fantasy league.

• The Bad Chirp Committee
• Cross Check Chasers
• The Diving Douchebags
• Elbow Drop Experts
• The Face Wash Fanatics
• Goon Squad Generals
• The Head Shot Heroes
• Ice Tilt Instigators
• The Joke of the League
• Knee On Knee Killers
• The Low Blow Bunch
• Mouthy Misconduct
• The Nasty Nudgers
• Obstruction Obstruction
• The Poke Check Pests
• Questionable Character
• The Rat Pack
• Slew Foot Sinners
• The Trash Talk Titans
• Under the Helmet
• The Vicious Verbalists
• Wandering Eyes
• The X Rated Trashers
• Your Goalie Sucks
• The Zero Class Crew
• Bad Sportsmanship Badges
• The Cheap Shot Artists
• Dirty Hit Diaries
• The Embarrassment on Ice
• Faking Injuries for Fun

Lewd Fantasy Hockey Team Names

Lewd names are openly crude without apology. They focus on the gross and the graphic. These names make people uncomfortable in a funny way. Pick one if you want your league mates to roll their eyes and smile at the same time.

• The Armpit Sniffers
• Bench Sweat Tasters
• The Crease Sweat
• Dirty Sock Sniffers
• The Equipment Odor
• Fungus Among Us
• The Gear Grease Gang
• Helmet Hair Helpless
• The Ice Sweat Slurpers
• Jock Strap Juice
• The Knee Pad Funk
• Locker Room Lungfuls
• The Moldy Mouth Guards
• Nose Plug Night
• The Old Tape Chewers
• Pad Sweat Puddles
• The Questionable Hygiene
• Rink Rash Royalty
• The Skunk Stripe Squad
• Tape Residue Tongues
• The Under Arm Odor
• Visor Fog Fighters
• The Wet Glove Gang
• X Sweat X Smell
• The Yellow Lace Crew
• Zamboni Fumes
• The Athlete Foot Friends
• Bacterial Bloom
• The Crusty Towel Club
• Damp Gear Disasters

Edgy Fantasy Hockey Team Names

Edgy names walk the line between funny and too far. They take risks with their words. Some people will cheer. Some people will boo. These names are for leagues that enjoy a little danger with their fantasy hockey.

• The Aggressive Anglers
• Bad Intentions
• The Controversial Calls
• Dangerous Dangles
• The Extreme Enders
• Fight Club on Ice
• The Gritty Grinders
• Hard to Handle
• The Illegal Procedure
• Jail Break on Skates
• The Knucklehead Knights
• Lawsuit Pending
• The Malicious Mitts
• Not For Everyone
• The Out of Line Offense
• Provocative Pucks
• The Questionable Tactics
• Rebel Without a Pause
• The Shady Side
• Trouble Maker Team
• The Uncalled Penalty
• Vigilante Vandals
• The Wild Card Warriors
• X Gon Give It
• The Yelling Yellers
• Zero Chill
• The Bad Press Bunch
• Controversy Kings
• The Disqualified
• Edge Lords on Ice

Risky Fantasy Hockey Team Names

Risky names might get you kicked out of some leagues. They are bold and they know it. These names test the limits of what people find acceptable. Use them if you like living on the edge and do not mind some angry messages.

• The Ban Hammer Bunch
• Crossed the Line Crew
• The Disciplinary Hearing
• Expulsion Candidates
• The Final Warning Team
• Game Misconduct Gang
• The Hearing Pending
• Illegal Formation
• The Just Kidding But Not
• Kicked Out Kids
• The League Investigation
• Match Penalty Mob
• The No Take Backs Team
• One More Chance
• The Probation Players
• Questionable Existence
• The Review Board Regulars
• Second to Last Warning
• The Suspended Sentence
• Third Strike Squad
• The Unrepentant
• Violation Violators
• The Warning Shot
• X Rated Risk Takers
• The You Asked For This
• Zero Tolerance Testers
• The Appeal Denied
• Banned for Life Candidates
• The Commissioner Complaint
• Disciplinary Action Team

Wild Fantasy Hockey Team Names

Wild names are unpredictable and crazy. They do not follow any rules. These names mix hockey with pure chaos. They are for teams that play fast, party hard, and leave a mess behind. Your league will never forget a wild name.

• The Anarchy on Ice
• Barn Yard Brawlers
• The Chaos Crew
• Disorganized Crime
• The Electric Eels
• Feral Five
• The Gutter Puck Gang
• Havoc Hockey
• The Insanity Plea
• Jungle Juice Jammers
• The Kick and Scream
• Lunatic Fringe
• The Mayhem Makers
• No Rules Just Right
• The Outlaw Outcasts
• Pandemonium Puck
• The Rabid Raccoons
• Savage Sled Dogs
• The Tar and Feathers
• Unleashed and Unhinged
• The Vicious Vipers
• Wheel of Misfortune
• The X Games Rejects
• Yard Dog Yellers
• The Zero Filter Team
• Animal House on Ice
• The Berserker Bunch
• Crazy Eights
• The Deranged Defensemen
• Feral Forward Five

Pick Your Name And Own The Ice

Your fantasy hockey team name says a lot about you. It shows your sense of humor. It shows how much you care. It shows your friends what kind of team you will run. A bad name is boring. A good name is memorable. An inappropriate name is legendary. This list has over three hundred and eighty names to choose from.

You do not need to search anywhere else. Pick one that makes you smile. Pick one that makes your league laugh. Pick one that will make people talk about your team all season. The best part of fantasy hockey is the trash talk. Your name is the first shot in that war. Make it count. Make it dirty. Make it yours.